Lately, everybody has been saying that I am losing a lot of weight and nope, I do not have HIV neither am I suffering from any grave illness but the gag is (in Keke Palmer’s voice), it’s my work out routine and, my gym instructor is not letting me enjoy this life the chubby way. For example, I am no longer allowed to eat chocolate or groundnuts except in smoothies. I have had to give up the Nigerian rice for Basmati rice that comes from China (deep) but with closed borders, Naija rice wassup?(lol).
Furthermore, I can’t eat anything sweet, I am currently stuck with substituting white bread for shawarma bread. I can’t have soda, now that I think about it, how won’t I lose a lot of weight when I can’t eat all of these? I can fry eggs only with Olive Oil. I think I’m having an epiphany. Today, I am going to have a burger because you only live once goddamit (PS don’t tell my gym instructor).
Now that you know half the things I don’t eat here is one thing I am allowed to eat- Banana Pudding but don’t get too excited about it. It’s basically a recipe of blended unripe banner, one egg, half cup of flour, banana syrup and a half teaspoon of sugar. This is as opposed to the regular pancake (who send me work? Stories that touch) *tear emoji*
But look at the brighter side of life I am healthier and I feel like I am aging backward because of my new lifestyle
Here is a proof!
This is my before look and this is me now. Boom!
Thickums Before Now |
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