Skip to main content

I HAVE A FEELING

 Alexis Jordan strikes me as the lady who may eventually metamorphose into top R n B singer, Beyonce. Check her out.                                           Woke up this morning and i felt so cold, the A/c is chilling, and I'm freezing, mum just saved me cos i couldn't get out of bed to turn it off. I am excited for my interview with a top T.v producer, I am dressed up and ready and then suddenly, i began to shiver, apparently its because of the exposure i had the day before, i had been out in the cold weather all day, and now coming down with a fever, i just hope i feel better tomorrow, cos i have a lot to do, business deals and studio sessions. Its past 11 and i am so angry cos my supposed friend is getting me worked up, and i just want to be sober for now, so i decided to watch The Doctors  on series and they just said a mans voice can stir up a lady sexually, and that brings me to why most ladies are tripping for Mr. Nigeria, Kenneth, my good friend, who by the way is searching for the plus size women, now ladies don't get any funny ideas, its all for a good cause, all for Miss Endowed Africa, 2012, Live in Lagos Nigeria, here are the details just in case you are a plus size fabulous and endowed sister!                                      
                              www.missendowedafrica.com
The search for the full, fly and fabulous lady. Grab your forms now at the following locations:                  Sylvia's Hair Gallery ; 39 Adeniran Ogunsanya, Surulere, Lagos   Civic Centre ; Victoria Island, Lagos Best Western Hotels ; Benin City, Edo State PH City : Eddys  Wine Bar , Silverbird Cinemas, Genesis Deluxe Cinemas Big  Ballerz:  Festac Town Rock View Saloon: 24Road, Festac Town   Fidelity Bank; 21, Oba Akran, Ikeja Branch   Did i hear you say what do they stand to win? well, here it is,     WINNER- N2MILLION NAIRA + MOUTH WATERING GIFTS   2ND- N750,000   3RD- N500,000   Form costs N5000 Only. For more information : send a mail to missendowedafrica@gmail.com or call, +2348168951190
Check out the official website of the Miss Endowed Africa pageant www.missendowedafrica.com
Its past 6pm and i am heading for mid week service, at the service and i just got the word i needed to hear, P.K said,     "There are levels of barriers in life that you need to breakthrough to get to another phase, a better phase and once you cross these barriers, things will become easier."  Out of service now and Uncle Wheezy, Mr. Yarnz and T are waiting for me to take me home.I'm home now and its time to take my malaria drugs then off to bed!. Its gonna be a long night after these pills, but its all to feel better, so, hang in there guys, Vien will be back, yeah that's what the Terminator said, (laughing out loud). See y' all later alligators, be kind to one another.

Bamidele V. Osagie'

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

AURA COOL Wednesday morning and I feel…. Well I can’t say, but I know this too shall pass. Woke up feeling good about the day, just got a call from my new found friend (what? You expected me to say my new found love right? Not so soon guys, still basking in the single mood) Aura-Cool , he really is so different from a lot of dude’s out there, I found myself paying close attention to all he had to say regarding relationship, sex, love, life, and now I have myself thinking, this guy might make a great friend with benefits, he looks like Justine Timberlake and I look like Milla Kunis, let’s get together and do a movie I guess(loll, just kidding), but really, could he be the next love Dr.?   DAN AS A JUDGE ON NIGERIA'S GOT TALENT   I, DAN AND MERCEE, XMAS LAST YEAR Speaking of Dr. Love, the real Dr. Love’s birthday is here finally! Dan Foster aka The Big Dawg turns.. I dare not say the age (laughing hard) but the most important part is that he is adding a ful

HAPPY LAW SUIT Not Kris Humpries though

Oh my, where is my happiness? who took it and why? oops! there it is, I found it. They are going down! God help me, laughing hard. GUESS THIS IS THE PART WHERE LEMAR TELL KRIS, "HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE YOU PUT A ROCK ON IT, SO SADDLE UP SOLDIER AND PLAY FAIR". Well, I know someone or persons who at the end of the day, took their own law suit to the court "literally", check out former bromance buddies, Kris Humpries, the ex husband to Kim Kardashian and Lemar Odom, the husband to Khloe Kardashian Odom, in a one on one basketball game between them on the court at the play offs between  LA Clippers and Brooklyn Nets (this is the part Jim Carey goes off and says, its show time") I smell a cold war. THERE IS A REASON FOR EVERYTHING! Moving on, I had a very stress filled day on Monday which caused me to literally sleep off till 4 am on Tuesday morning, thank goodness I woke up just at the nick of time before the driver got here(home). At the studio and

THE DAY AFTER LIFE BEFORE HER EYES

VIEN 007, BIRTHDAY GIRL PHOTO BY MAX GREY MARCH 27 1988 - MARCH 27 2013? Time of death? of what? Not me oh, not anyone, but my insanity, heart ache, being broke (laughing so hard), no love, and all the bad, and ugly things that was in my path(I wish I didn't have a heart, Waje knows how I feel, see her new video.) At the end of the day, my day came and passed and I kissed the drought goodbye, its all brand new for me just like the video above....I will be back to finish up, and oh that building that got burned yesterday was really burnt down to almost nothing but in the end, the fire was finally put out, I should say more about how my birthday went, but believe me, the day felt more like a funeral than a birthday, up till the point mum served me my birthday meal (Pomo and Beans with Yam and Plantain), then I went to church to praise God www.davidschristiancentre.org and then finally, Amz and Ugo did make it awesome in the end, by surprisingly taking me out to get a